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Siri lawak jenaka hari minggu.


I.

Najib urged those who disagreed with government policies to voice their discontent through “proper channels”.

(Yang ini boleh ketawa sampai berguling-guling.  Tapi awas!  Jangan sampai masuk ke longkang.)


II.


PETALING JAYA: Bersih 3.0 investigative panel chairman Hanif Omar has no problem with his group’s reduced size, even if he has no say in appointing more members.

Speaking to FMT, the former Inspector-General of Police commended his four colleagues on the panel, adding that there was no need to bring in more manpower.

III.

Najib Abdul Razak said today the young generation should evaluate the achievements of the government from all aspects and not based on political perception and rhetoric.

IV.

Peneroka: Dulu haramjadah kini muka tak malu.

(Usaha perkayakan kosa kata)



V.

Yang ini bukan lawak dan jenaka.  Ini seni untuk santapan minda.
 

 Mesti tonton: Teater Beng Hock bermula malam ini 6 Julai.

“Penonton di luar sana atau mereka yang datang menyaksikan teater ini dapat pulang dengan kesedaran bahawa apa yang berlaku kepada mendiang Beng Hock bukan isu kaum mahupun bangsa tetapi ia soal kemanusian,” Haririe Abdul Jalil.